The Story of My Life, Part 4

I've come to realize, after not revisiting this story for a month, that it's boring. Therefore, I'm going to embellish.

In late 1987, my immediate family moved from Nitro to Sandyville, WV. Sandyville is one of those places that counts as a town in much the same way that sardines count as dolphins. In fact, if you walk ten feet, um, that way (points in random direction), you're in "New Era". Sandyville isn't even exciting enough to support a convenience store/video rental/bait shop/bar/petting zoo.

Which made things all the more interesting when I encountered the chupacabra tribe.

Wait...

I should've planned this first. DO OVER.